ask him some these questions:
1.) “Would you have sex with a man to stop a terrorist attack?”
2.) “If lowering taxes results in increased revenues then would lowering taxes to zero result in infinite revenues?”
3.) “If you had a time machine, would you travel back in time and abort Bin Laden?”
4.) “Would you torture and kill Jesus to ensure mankind’s salvation? And how does that work?”
Update: See the comments to join a barely civilized political debate.
October 19, 2007 at 7:42 pm
1. No, I would make the terrorist get it up the ass not me.
2. Stupid question lets just raise taxes to the point that now wants a business then there are no jobs for people who don’t know how to dream.
3. No, Bill Clinton should have got him in the 3 times he was given to him on a silver platter.
4. Jesus was tortured. why is it that in history he is the only man that was crucified the way he was.
October 22, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Hokay, let’s review our contestant’s responses:
1) You didn’t answer the question.
2) Granted, this is a stupid question, but at least it’s in English, unlike your answer.
3) So, you wouldn’t kill bin Laden?
4) You didn’t answer the question.
Congratulations, judging by your “answers” you’re half politician. Way to dodge!
October 23, 2007 at 3:26 am
Your whole diatribe is more – onic at best but lets try this again.
1. No, because once you give in to terrorist they just keep doing the same things there is a better way to get information and to stop terrorist attacks. Round up all the prisoners in Gitmo have them dig their own mass grave bring in pigs, slaughter them have the soldiers dip their bullets in the pigs blood and shoot them throw in the grave pick up all the pigs throw that in the grave and send two terrorist back to where they came from. No more terrorist problem.
2. Obviously that is not the way math works. But raising taxes to the point of communism does not work either. I am sorry for you that you and others like you have no dreams. Because without dreams and businesses this country would fail. I know facts tend to escape the libs but it has been proven that lower taxes equal an stronger economy and higher taxes equal and weak economy. Check out the 70s, 80s and 90s for proof. If you just want the government to take care of you then get out of this country and go to Iran, Cuba, or Iraq for all I care. It was dreams that even allowed this country to be born and flourish for over 200 years. It wasn’t taxes and it wasn’t the government taking care of us.
3. No because all life is precious and at the time of conception we did not know what he would become. If we did travel back in time then who knows if it was meant to be we could possibly change history. The only thing we can do is protect ourselves the best we can. If I did have a time machine I would have gotten him after the 1993 bombing.
4. This is the most uneducated and ridiculous question yet, in fact these questions just make no sense. But here it goes. I will try again and use little words so you can understand. Jesus was tortured and killed for our salvation. He chose it for us so we would not have to. Both Christ and God loved us so much that we did not have to do that to him. Our choice is whether we accepted him into our lives as our savior. I just don’t know if I could do that. Christ could have stopped it but he did not. So that you understand what happened on that cross whether you believe in God or not does not matter. With his feet nailed into the cross and his arms out beside him nailed to the cross. The way his body was prevented him from breathing. With all the strength that he could muster he pulled himself up to get a breath. This went on for hours until all the strength left his body. And his crown of thorns that were 2 inches in length was mashed into his head. So, you don’t sound like a moron you need to know the physics of what happened.
I am sorry that you feel like every conservative is evil. Too bad because that is what this country was founded on.
October 23, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Welcome back!
If you’re going to respond again, don’t worry about “using little words.” Try using English. I have a much easier time understanding that.
1) It took me a while to decipher this mess, but I think I get the point.
I think it’s a great idea. Let’s murder prisoners of war and further lower our nation’s moral standpoint. Screw our credibility, screw fighting from a moral high ground.
Let’s go for nearsighted revenge!
Let’s pretend that it won’t create more political and militant enemies to fight!
Wooooo! Who’s handing out the blindfolds?
2) I admit, as I did before: this question is stupid.
I never said high taxation is good. But since you wanted to put words in my mouth and interject “dreams” and “communism” and all sorts of high flying madness, I’ll address your “answer.”
I, for one, do have dreams. I dream that one day the poor won’t have to fight and die in wars started by the rich. I dream that lying politicians and corrupting lobbyists will one day swing from a short rope. I dream that bombing civilians will become so reprehensible that any government doing so will be overthrown.
3) Yes, life is very precious. That is why I would kill that motherfucker before he ever had a chance to hurt another person.
4) Wow, great answer. I’m sure your priest, Momma, rabbi, sheik, or whatever, is very proud.
I’ll post my response again: you did not answer the question.
Would you torture Jesus to save all of mankind?
Summary:
I posted these questions as a joke, mainly to poke fun at republicans and politicians in general. These are questions that no politician can answer safely. That’s why they’re funny. (keyword is “fun”)
These questions could just as easily be asked of Democrats, or any politician. It’s just that Republicans base themselves on such a Jesus-based rage that it’s funnier to ask them, as you have surely proven.
But don’t assume that my being against right-wing, war-happy, big business Republicans makes me a foolish, economically retarded, bleeding heart liberal. I’m disgusted with American politics in general. Anyone that’s not isn’t paying attention.
PS: If you’re going to call someone a moron, spell it correclty and write in complete sentences.